A hilarious, colourful collection of straight-talking, no-nonsense advice from very sassy cats
Favourite suggestions include:
• Embrace “Procatstination”: F*** it off and do it tomorrow
• Focus on the sh*t you can control (like naps)
• Shine so bright that those b*tches need sunglasses
Cats have lived the right way for centuries, it’s about time we started listening to them.
The hilarious gift book for cat lovers
Katie Abey is an illustrator with a love of all things unusual and humorous. She enjoys working in publishing and has developed a range of children’s board books with Five Mile Press and currently has a few other exciting publishing projects in the pipeline. Katie also illustrates for the greeting card and stationery industries, and her illustrations have appeared in high-street stores, including Paperchase, Scribbler, and WH Smiths.
A hilarious, colourful collection of straight-talking, no-nonsense advice from very sassy cats
Favourite suggestions include:
• Embrace “Procatstination”: F*** it off and do it tomorrow
• Focus on the sh*t you can control (like naps)
• Shine so bright that those b*tches need sunglasses
Cats have lived the right way for centuries, it’s about time we started listening to them.
The hilarious gift book for cat lovers
Katie Abey is an illustrator with a love of all things unusual and humorous. She enjoys working in publishing and has developed a range of children’s board books with Five Mile Press and currently has a few other exciting publishing projects in the pipeline. Katie also illustrates for the greeting card and stationery industries, and her illustrations have appeared in high-street stores, including Paperchase, Scribbler, and WH Smiths.
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