To summarize Charlotte Stein’s When Grumpy Met Sunshine, let me borrow words from the hero, the gruff former soccer player Alfie Harding, when he meets Mabel Willicker, who’s been hired to ghostwrite his memoir: “You think I’m a big hairy manimal who’s never gonna be able to work well with this here human cupcake.”
But though they seem like opposites, underneath Mabel and Alfie are anguished, self-doubting weirdos. What they need - and what they’re terrified of - is liberation from the cages they’ve built for themselves.
Alfie’s Roy Kent-inspired voice is a triumph - and very, very funny - but sex is where Stein really shines. This, children, is how the professionals do it. Not a rote list of parts and positions, but a physical flow between two people. It’s the difference between seeing choreography laid out in footprints on the floor, and being swept away by the dance.
To summarize Charlotte Stein’s When Grumpy Met Sunshine, let me borrow words from the hero, the gruff former soccer player Alfie Harding, when he meets Mabel Willicker, who’s been hired to ghostwrite his memoir: “You think I’m a big hairy manimal who’s never gonna be able to work well with this here human cupcake.”
But though they seem like opposites, underneath Mabel and Alfie are anguished, self-doubting weirdos. What they need - and what they’re terrified of - is liberation from the cages they’ve built for themselves.
Alfie’s Roy Kent-inspired voice is a triumph - and very, very funny - but sex is where Stein really shines. This, children, is how the professionals do it. Not a rote list of parts and positions, but a physical flow between two people. It’s the difference between seeing choreography laid out in footprints on the floor, and being swept away by the dance.
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